Funny Sexy Santa Faux Body Christmas Ugly Sweater Couple Sweatshirt
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Bring double the laughs and a cheeky twist to your holiday wardrobe with this funny sexy Santa faux body Christmas ugly sweater couple sweatshirt. The playful matching designs feature exaggerated body illusion graphics that turn classic Santa-inspired outfits into hilarious festive statements. One design showcases a sculpted muscular torso with defined abs, fluffy white jacket trim, and a Christmas tree-inspired background decorated with golden stars and ornaments. The coordinating design features a glamorous faux cleavage graphic with a sparkling red Santa-style bikini top, a festive bow, and white fur-inspired trim. Both designs include bold black Santa belts with glitter-effect gold buckles and colorful Christmas light accents, adding a whimsical finishing touch to the eye-catching artwork. Wear these matching sweatshirts to ugly Christmas sweater parties, couples' holiday photo sessions, festive gatherings, or Christmas celebrations with friends who appreciate playful humor. The classic crew necklines, long sleeves, and relaxed-looking silhouettes pair naturally with jeans, joggers, or casual winter outfits. With their bold faux-body graphics, sparkling holiday decorations, and coordinated Santa-inspired styling, these novelty sweatshirts bring mischievous Christmas cheer and unforgettable personality to seasonal celebrations.
Product features
- Coordinating couple sweatshirt designs with classic crew necklines, long sleeves, and relaxed-looking silhouettes
- Ribbed necklines, cuffs, and hems for a traditional sweatshirt finish
- Playful faux muscular torso graphic featuring sculpted abs, fluffy white trim, and Christmas tree-inspired decorations
- Matching faux cleavage design with a sparkling Santa-style bikini top, decorative red bow, and white fur-inspired accents
- Bold black Santa belt graphics with glitter-effect gold buckles and colorful Christmas light details
- Festive holiday artwork featuring golden stars, ornaments, snowflakes, and sparkling seasonal accents
- Coordinated green and red Christmas designs with detailed novelty body illusion graphics
- Humorous matching couple artwork designed for ugly sweater parties, festive gatherings, and holiday photo sessions
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Printing & Care
Every piece is printed to order just for you, so the colors stay bright and crisp.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
Size & Fit
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Choose your regular size for a comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
Measurements for every style are in our Size Guide. Not sure? Email support@customifytee.com and we will help you pick.
Shipping & Returns
Processing: 7–10 business days. Shipping: 8–12 business days in the U.S. Total 15–22 business days.
Free U.S. shipping on orders $65+, otherwise $5.95 flat. We ship to all 50 states and DC.
Misprint, damage or wrong item: free replacement or full refund within 30 days of delivery. Wrong size or changed your mind: 30-day returns on unworn items, return shipping paid by you, no restocking fee.
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Size chart
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2050.8 | 2768.6 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 2255.9 | 2871.1 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 2461.0 | 2973.7 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 2666.0 | 3076.2 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 2871.1 | 3178.7 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 3076.2 | 3281.3 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 3281.3 | 3383.8 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 3486.4 | 3486.4 | 40.5102.9 |
- Width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits, laid flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve: from the centre back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
- Classic relaxed unisex fit.
- Measurements are taken by hand and can vary by about 1 inch (2–3 cm).