Funny Sexy Faux Body Christmas Ugly Sweater Couple Sweatshirt
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Bring a hilarious role-reversal twist to your holiday celebrations with this funny sexy faux body Christmas ugly sweater couple sweatshirt. The playful matching designs feature exaggerated body illusion graphics that swap traditional masculine and feminine looks for a cheeky Christmas surprise. One sweatshirt showcases a faux cleavage graphic with a black lace bra, delicate red bow, and fluffy white Santa-inspired trim, surrounded by festive snowflakes and classic winter patterns. The coordinating design features a sculpted muscular torso with defined abs, chest hair, tattoo-inspired details, and tiny Santa hats, creating a bold and humorous contrast. Traditional Fair Isle-inspired snowflakes, decorative stripes, and winter motifs cover the red and green backgrounds, bringing a classic ugly Christmas sweater aesthetic to the outrageous artwork. Wear these matching sweatshirts to ugly Christmas sweater parties, couples' holiday photo sessions, festive gatherings, or Christmas celebrations with friends who appreciate playful adult humor. The classic crew necklines, long sleeves, and ribbed cuffs and hems create relaxed-looking silhouettes that pair naturally with jeans, joggers, or casual winter outfits. With their funny gender-swap body graphics, festive patterns, and mischievous holiday styling, these novelty couple sweatshirts are sure to spark laughter and become a memorable part of your Christmas celebrations.
Product features
- Coordinating couple sweatshirt designs with classic crew necklines, long sleeves, and relaxed-looking silhouettes
- Ribbed necklines, cuffs, and hems for a traditional sweatshirt finish
- Playful faux cleavage graphic featuring a black lace bra, decorative red bow, and fluffy white Santa-inspired trim
- Matching faux muscular torso artwork featuring sculpted abs, chest hair, tattoo-inspired details, and miniature Santa hats
- Humorous role-reversal body illusion graphics creating a cheeky matching couple Christmas theme
- Traditional holiday patterns featuring snowflakes, geometric stripes, and Fair Isle-inspired winter motifs
- Coordinated red and green Christmas designs with white festive accents and detailed novelty artwork
- Bold adult-humor graphics designed for ugly sweater parties, couples' holiday gatherings, and festive photo sessions
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Printing & Care
Every piece is printed to order just for you, so the colors stay bright and crisp.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
Size & Fit
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Choose your regular size for a comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
Measurements for every style are in our Size Guide. Not sure? Email support@customifytee.com and we will help you pick.
Shipping & Returns
Processing: 7–10 business days. Shipping: 8–12 business days in the U.S. Total 15–22 business days.
Free U.S. shipping on orders $65+, otherwise $5.95 flat. We ship to all 50 states and DC.
Misprint, damage or wrong item: free replacement or full refund within 30 days of delivery. Wrong size or changed your mind: 30-day returns on unworn items, return shipping paid by you, no restocking fee.
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Size chart
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2050.8 | 2768.6 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 2255.9 | 2871.1 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 2461.0 | 2973.7 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 2666.0 | 3076.2 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 2871.1 | 3178.7 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 3076.2 | 3281.3 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 3281.3 | 3383.8 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 3486.4 | 3486.4 | 40.5102.9 |
- Width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits, laid flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve: from the centre back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
- Classic relaxed unisex fit.
- Measurements are taken by hand and can vary by about 1 inch (2–3 cm).