Funny Sexy Christmas Faux Body Ugly Sweater Couple Sweatshirt
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Bring double the laughs and a playful twist to your holiday celebrations with this funny sexy Christmas faux body ugly sweater couple sweatshirt. The matching designs feature hilarious costume-inspired graphics that create the illusion of festive outfits with exaggerated muscular bodies, fluffy white trim, and cheerful Christmas accessories. One design showcases a sculpted six-pack torso beneath a red holiday jacket with a mint green bow tie, decorative buttons, and sweet dessert accents, while the other features a playful faux cleavage graphic with a candy-striped top, mint green bow, and matching apron-inspired details. Colorful donuts, milkshakes, candy canes, cherries, snowflakes, and festive checkerboard patterns bring a whimsical Christmas bakery theme to both designs. Wear these coordinating sweatshirts to ugly Christmas sweater parties, holiday gatherings, couples' photo sessions, or festive celebrations with friends who love a little cheeky humor. The classic crew necklines, long sleeves, and relaxed-looking silhouettes pair naturally with jeans, joggers, or matching holiday pajama pants. With their playful faux-body artwork, colorful dessert details, and coordinated Christmas styling, these novelty sweatshirts make a memorable choice for couples looking to add laughter and personality to the holiday season.
Product features
- Matching couple sweatshirt designs with classic crew necklines, long sleeves, and relaxed-looking silhouettes
- Ribbed necklines, cuffs, and hems for a traditional sweatshirt finish
- Playful faux muscular torso graphic featuring sculpted abs, a festive jacket illusion, and a mint green bow tie
- Coordinating faux cleavage design with a candy-striped top, decorative bow, and apron-inspired artwork
- Festive dessert graphics featuring colorful donuts, milkshakes, cherries, and a holiday pie
- Christmas-inspired details including candy canes, snowflakes, fluffy white trim, and red-and-white checkerboard patterns
- Bright red backgrounds with mint green, white, pink, and festive candy-colored accents
- Coordinated novelty Christmas artwork designed for couples' ugly sweater parties, holiday gatherings, and festive photo sessions
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Printing & Care
Every piece is printed to order just for you, so the colors stay bright and crisp.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
Size & Fit
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Choose your regular size for a comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
Measurements for every style are in our Size Guide. Not sure? Email support@customifytee.com and we will help you pick.
Shipping & Returns
Processing: 7–10 business days. Shipping: 8–12 business days in the U.S. Total 15–22 business days.
Free U.S. shipping on orders $65+, otherwise $5.95 flat. We ship to all 50 states and DC.
Misprint, damage or wrong item: free replacement or full refund within 30 days of delivery. Wrong size or changed your mind: 30-day returns on unworn items, return shipping paid by you, no restocking fee.
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Size chart
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2050.8 | 2768.6 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 2255.9 | 2871.1 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 2461.0 | 2973.7 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 2666.0 | 3076.2 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 2871.1 | 3178.7 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 3076.2 | 3281.3 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 3281.3 | 3383.8 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 3486.4 | 3486.4 | 40.5102.9 |
- Width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits, laid flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve: from the centre back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
- Classic relaxed unisex fit.
- Measurements are taken by hand and can vary by about 1 inch (2–3 cm).